Church Nap

How many of us didn't do this while getting drug to church.  There was a sweet spot between being a baby and little kid where it was ok for you to sleep during church.  That was the best, church sleep feels twice as good as regular sleep because first they sing to you and then they talk you to sleep and by the time they start singing again you gently wake up.  This is fun until you get too old and nobody thinks hitting your kid with a bible to stay awake is child abuse.

If You Don't Work You Must Be Broken

You always hear people say that parents know best but what you never hear is that you should never test a parent thats having a bad day. Sometimes you can get away with things and sometimes you pushed your parents to the limit.  Or maybe sometimes if you dont work your parents may just assume you're broken so they must throw you out too. Until next time!

The Teeth Strike Back!

The teeth are angry and need a host.  They have found the perfect host in the Ninja but they did not anticipate the Ninja would have a sister willing to do anything to stop the teeth. The only thing that can stop the teeth or the sister is Mom and maybe if gramps wakes up.